"Heading to Church for Money Advice"

Apparently the Bible is not only still relevant, but also contains a good bit of practical wisdom.

"I never realized how practical the Bible is about money," she said. "It just makes so much sense."

SURPRISE!

Geez, it's almost like the book was inspired or something.

"I Have Seen Your Future, America..."

A British journalist offers this critique of the current state of America.

Death by Phone

I never liked cellphones. Now I have not only my previous reasons but also an impetus to paranoia.

Man killed by exploding mobile phone.

Who's worried about cancer now?